Packing up house has to be like, the worst. Ever. (Teenage 'whiny voice' is now activated...)
How is it possible for one small family to amass such copious amounts of sh-t?? I'm astounded.
We all like to feel superior when watching shows like 'Hoarders' on TV, but the truth of the matter is that we spend our hard earned money on so much rubbish, packaging, small teeny tiny lego toys that get lodged in your underfoot at 2am when you try to walk gracefully to the loo. Small dolls that come with 10 TEENSYWEENSY accessories that soon become lost in the jumble of other tiny things in every nook and cranny of the childrens play area. Migod.
We are 90% packed up. Time for a cappucino, a deep breath, and the realisation that in a weeks time we will be spending our last night in Africa.
Laat ons nou braai.